THE ADVENTURES OF THE GREAT CAPTAIN MAGGIE HAS UPDATED!
The Adventures of the Great Captain Maggie is a webcomic following the misadventures of three young pirates as they search for fame and fortune aboard the grand airship THE DAMP BROAD! Follow Captain Maggie, Ame the black mage, and Beatrix the swabby as they leave chaos, destruction and the magic of friendship in their wake!
Adventures of Maggie is a fantasy/adventure/comedy webcomic told in episodic short stories. It updates every M/W/F! Reblogs really help new readers find the comic! Thanks!
doodled lady ganon for no reason at all~
I would want female Ganondorf to be voiced by Eartha Kitt, may she rest in peace.
"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
DM: - Did you consider the burst radius and the size of the room you are in?
(Immediately after the group’s mage cast a fireball spell that the rest of the party had failed their saving throws against)
Trying to find work and I hear from the company that they can’t move forward until they hear from my references and apparently no one I listed is answering their phones for the last week?
It doesn’t help that my list of professional references is very limited due to the fact that all I’ve had in the last 2 years are short-term jobs or I worked for companies that are forbidden from providing references(???). I’ll have to see if they will accept personal/character references.
I wish the requirements for a simple office job weren’t so steep!
Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were diagnosed. Both had to have mastectomies (in case anyone doesn’t know, this is the surgical operation to remove one or both breasts).
The first woman said her husband told her that he would rather see her dead than see her lose her breasts. The second woman had her operation and waited all day to be picked up by her husband, who never arrived. By nightfall, one of the nurses offered to give her a ride, and she came home to find the house empty.
Obviously, these are extreme cases of a man’s reaction to his wife’s breast cancer, but this is what I see when I see the “I ♥ Boobies” bracelets. I see love of the body parts, not the person being treated—not the patient, not the victim, not the survivor.
oh my god this is heartbreaking
fuck I love weird al